Coming to you live, from these bacteria.

Hey, you people,

I have decided to address my readership exclusively as you people.

That is all.

Signed,

These bacteria.

P.S.: Since human beings are, by count, 9/10 bacteria and 1/10 cells with DNA, these bacteria have decided that they are the dominant monad*, so we guess we’ll go by that sign-off now.**

P.P.S.: Stock photo not representative of these bacteria:

Rawr!
I don’t know what website I’m advertising for by posting this on my blog. Please contact me via comments if it’s really bad.

* The dominant monad, in Leibniz, is that bit of spirit which has control over the whole human being.
** I do not actually in real life identify as these bacteria. That would be a little weird. I am still me, don’t panic.

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