Hey, you people,
I have decided to address my readership exclusively as you people.
That is all.
P.S.: Since human beings are, by count, 9/10 bacteria and 1/10 cells with DNA, these bacteria have decided that they are the dominant monad*, so we guess we’ll go by that sign-off now.**
P.P.S.: Stock photo not representative of these bacteria:
* The dominant monad, in Leibniz, is that bit of spirit which has control over the whole human being.
** I do not actually in real life identify as these bacteria. That would be a little weird. I am still me, don’t panic.